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"Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased "
"So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it. "
"At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure." "
"clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar."
"it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots."
"i feel like captain hook just gave me a pap smear"
"Good. You are like the clit whisperer. "
