"Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased "
"So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it. "
"At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure." "
"clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar."
"it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots."
"i feel like captain hook just gave me a pap smear"
"Good. You are like the clit whisperer. "
I've got my words
I hope they hurt you
I hope they scar you
I hope they heal you
I hope they cut you open, make you see you've been warring for all the wrong reasons
Make you see that some things are worth bruising for
Make you see that your name is your honor code
Make you see that your hands are accounted for
Pick and chose where your sweat and blood will go
Make you see that your life's not to be lived alone
Run their spit through your hair, you're worth nothing
Nothing.
